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proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

neptunain:

a goose is just basically a clarinet full of rage and ambition

pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

allteensrelate:

epilogueorsomething:

allteensrelate:

I don’t care who you are if you take my last nugget or slice of pizza you are dead to me

Even your grandmother?

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i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

nicolasiscaged:

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad