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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

olisaurusrex:

Hold music makes me really anxious and nervous to the point where i start shaking because i am suddenly reminded of the 5 and a half hours i spent on hold to student finance to never have my call answered 

fluent-in-lesbianism:

bellezza98ceilo:

space-sailor:

pinkkryptonite:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

daaaang lol

sooo you both get burned in the end

you did NOT
you just

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN

gayorb:

girls are just . girls are literally just so good.i cant move

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink